Are u a good student???!!!!

Rulez: 1.Prepare a peice of paper n pen/pencil
2.Count the amout u've done
3.Check if ur're a good student......

Level 1:
[ ]Sleep in class
[ ]Not sitting at ur own place in class
[ ]Scolded by a teacher
[ ]Litter the classroom
[ ]Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[ ]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[ ]Came late for school at least 10 times
[ ]Brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[ ]Brought/wore jewellery to school
[ ]did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time
[ ]cried out "sian" to the teacher
[ ]plucked a flower/ killed a plant in school
[ ]copied other people's homework in desperation
[ ]played a trick on your classmates/teacher
Total so far: ?

Level 2:
[ ]sent for detention class
[ ]late in class
[ ]not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[ ]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[ ]scolding vulgarities in class
[ ]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[ ]used a school facility without school's permission
[ ]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[ ]singing loudly during lesson
[ ]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[ ]did not greet the teacher properly
[ ]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[ ]played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[ ]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[ ]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher
Total so far: ?

Level 3:
[ ]was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[ ]made a fool out of morning assembly
[ ]wasted the school's toilet paper (No toilet paper in my school)
[ ]sabotaged someone
[ ]irritated someone
Total so far: ?

Level 4:
[ ]forged your parent's signature
[ ]forged a classmate's signature
[ ]forged a teacher's signature
[ ]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[ ]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the fifth storey
Total so far: ?

Level 5:
[ ]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[ ]played with a PSP in school
[ ]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[ ]listened to an MP3 player in school
[ ]messed with the teacher's pigeon hole
Total so far: ?

Level 6:
[ ]vandalizing with school property
[ ]tried to defame your school in public
[ ]used the internet to scold teachers
[ ]fought with someone in school
[ ]shoplifted in school
Total so far: ?

Level 7:
[ ]cheated in a class test[ ]cheated in a school examination
[ ]cheated in your UPSR/PMR/SPM Examination
[ ]Lied to your teacher
[ ]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons
Total so far: ?

Level 8:
[ ]took drugs in school
[ ]smoked in school
[ ]set fire to something in the school
[ ]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ]played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance
Total so far: ?

Level 9:
[ ]refused to pay school fees
[ ]cheated the school money
[ ]stole things which belonged to the school
[ ]bullied someone in school
[ ]prank called your school
Total so far: ?

Level 10:
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your principal
Total so far: ?

Level 11:
[ ]brought weapons to the school
[ ]brought real firearms to the school
[ ]brought a real bomb to the school
[ ]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ]dressed up as a terrorist to school
Grand total: ?

If you are between 0-15 ---I am a good student
If you are between 16-20-- I am a good student but with occasional trouble
If you are between 21-30-- I am an average student
If you are between 31-40---I am a bad student
If you are between 41-50---I am a very bad student
If you are between 51-60---I should have been caned by the discipline master
If you are between 61-65---I should have been expelled from school
If you are between 66-75---I should have been sent to a reformatory centre

~End~
~By the one and only coshyn a.k.a coshit~